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lifeywifey:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

I would maul myself with that thing, but I want it.

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zanemalicks:

canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real

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Anonymous asked: The hole you left in my heart is bigger than the one you left in my butt

justlearningasigo:

I fuckin laughed so hard

It is September fucking 2nd why am I hearing “most wonderful time of the year” on the radio?

No y’all need to fuckin chill this is not okay

vintageindianclothing:

When Okakura* first met Priyambada in 1912 who lost her husband in 1895 and her only son in 1906 she appeared to him like a “thin-edged light coloured Japanese painting”.  He drew a picture that probably still lies in Japan. [X]

This painting by Yokoyama Taikan** (Floating Lantern festival in India, Meiji Period, 1909) is an example of East Asian art techniques applied to Indian subjects [see also X]. 

*Okakura Kakuzō/Okakura Tenshin first made a visit to India in 1901 (Okakura worked on a part of The Ideals of the East while in India). He met Priyambada Devi in 1912, his last visit to India as he died a year later.

**Yokoyama Taikan was an influential Japanese painter who came to India subsequent to Okakura’s first visit.  His nihonga [X] style was influential in the wash techniques of early 20th century Bengali art (an e.g. of which is Abanindranath’s Bharat Mata).

[X]

(Source: modernart.museum.ibk.ed.jp)

Hmm. I wonder what it’s like to have a friend with benefits. I’ve been chatting with this guy and I mean he lives in lakeview so not too far, twenty minute train ride away. He’s that guy that’s allergic to cats.

But I mean I feel like we’d just fuck the first time and then just devolve into just like..kinda texting eachother once or twice when we’re horny but never meeting up and then stop talking altogether. It’s sad. So idk if I wanna do it. Also have been talking to this older kinda dom daddy type guy who lives closer to me, maybe ten minutes away by train, and so I might pursue that as well. I might as well whore it up for a little while. I’m a good looking guy, I might as well enjoy myself a bit until I find a guy that wants to woo me and be my boyfriend? idk

its-ayjay:

khvdahafiz:

its-ayjay:

Mild fantasy idea that popped into my head.

> be a go-go boy.
> have a good friend at said job
> see a dude
> wanna have some fun
> three of us meet later that night
> me and said friend basically have our way with him
> ??????
> awesome night

OOOOH PICK ME PICK ME I’LL BE YOUR BOTTOM BFF

Now we just need a top(victim).

Any tops willing to take us both on? I mean it’d be a tough task to take on two powerbottoms so you gotta be strong you gotta be fast and you gotta be larger than liiiife

I mean what


(no but seriously…our buns don’t want none unless you’re mad hung, hun)

"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

- and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via soulsscrawl)

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